So, last week we had a snowstorm. The past three days we’ve had temps in the 80s–record-setting temps. And guess what the weather wonks are predicting for this weekend. Go ahead, I dare you. Yep, possible snow. And temps in the 40s and 50s. Granted, temps are supposed to be in the 50s at this time of year, but those three days of summer really threw us for a loop.
The outside door to my writing office opens, and a chilly breeze whips around the partial wall protecting the alcove from the full blast. It closes with a snick, and a pair of thuds follow.
Three, two, one …
My Muse appears, his hair plastered to his head, rubbing his hands up and down his arms. He’s wearing charcoal gray lounge pants and a faded black T-shirt with the graphic for AC/DC’s Thunderstruck album stretched across his broad chest. I watch his biceps flex …
“Little chilly, there? Raining out?”
He narrows his eyes.
“Don’t you ever pay attention the weather reports? You could conjour yourself a cup of hot tea, you know.”
“It was in the 80s yesterday.”
I chuckle. “Dude, it’s Minnesota. It ain’t gonna stay warm like that this early in the season. How long have you been my Muse again?”
He disappears around the wall and returns a minute later, pulling a hooded sweatshirt on, this one plain blue and far more boring–and looser–than the T-shirt. “Long enough, love.”
“You stash a sweatshirt in my writing office?”
He pulls a bottle of Schell’s Firebrick lager from the mini-fridge and settles into the other recliner. “It’s Minnesota. You never know when you’ll need it.”
“Smart ass.”
He extends the footrest and leans back in the chair. “I have to congratulate you on getting your revisions for Book 2 done.”
“Why? You didn’t think I would?”
He arches a brow. “I knew you would, love. I just didn’t think–“
“You didn’t think I’d get them done when I said I would. Sheesh.”
“Well, you did have four cats to distract you.”
“Yes, I did, but they didn’t bug me as much as I thought they would.”
He leans his head back and sips his beer. “When are you going to start working on your police procedural again?”
My turn to lean my head back. “I finally got the taxes done, so that’s my next project.”
“What about Book 2?”
“My instructions are to have it beta read … again.” The book has been through two rounds of beta readers already. “I’ve got it out to one reader, and I’ll have another in a day or two.”
He’s quiet for a minute. “You really need to get that procedural done.”
“I’m working on it.” I think he’s got a soft spot for that one because it’s one of the first books he inspired in me. “I’m a third of the way through it. Though by now it’ll take me a few days to figure out where I was and what I was doing with it.” I haven’t looked at that one since I started my third revise and resubmit on Book 2.
“I’ve got a good feeling about it. I think your revisions will do it justice.”
“Thanks.” My critique group also loves it, so that’s something. “Once I’ve got it revised, I’ll work with a writing coach before I send it to my agent.”
My Muse nods. “You should send her Book 2, see what she thinks about your changes since you submitted it as your cornerstone project for your certificate.”
I’ve thought about it. “I’d like to get beta read feedback first, I think.”
“And then?”
“What do you mean, ‘and then’?”
“What are you working on after your police proedural?”
“Not sure.” I might have to flip a coin. “I’ve got the next book in the police procedural series, I need to plot Book 3, and I have that rural Minnesota mystery with the dual timelines. And that doesn’t include the urban fantasy you keep dangling in my brain.”
A grin inches across his face, deepening his dimples. The room heats up. I think it’s the room … “Good. Depends on how long it takes to find a home for Book 2, I suspect.” He bumps up the wattage on his smile.
Yep, the room is definitely getting warmer.
“You do have the second procedural drafted. Tell you what, when we go to the Shire in a month for your writing retreat, let’s work on plotting book 3, but keep that second procedural handy.”
“Provided I can get my revisions for the first one done by then.” Which I will try to do. It’s almost there. Just a few more scene shuffles, and another run through to check continuity.
“Well, then, what are you waiting for, love? Pull out that procedural and let’s get back into it.”
Luckily there’s no way planting the garden early is in the four-week plan, not at the rate the weather is going. The ground is too cold yet, though if temps stay around 60 for the next couple weeks, then inch toward 70, it’s possible I could start planting when I get back from the Shire in mid-May. I’m not going to hold my breath, though.
Hope Spring is being good to you all!
Happy Writing!