A fedora and bullwhip greet me as centerpieces on my writing desk.
Oh boy.
I glance around my writing office. I’m alone, along with an empty beer bottle on top of the mini-fridge over by the recliners. So he did find my note.
“Yes, I found your note, love.” The door to my writing office slams shut, the sound echoing in the confines. I can feel my Muse behind me, but I don’t dare turn around.
“Hey, it was family stuff. No getting out of it. Besides, it was fun.”
“Uh huh.” He edges past me, the scent of beer and fried food in his wake. My Muse’s pale gray button-down shirt hangs untucked over black jeans, the sleeves unbuttoned and rolled up to his elbows. Blue eyes lock to mine as he crosses his arms on his solid chest. “Since when is it acceptable to leave me a fecking note? Better yet, when is it acceptable to not tell me you’re going to be out instead of here writing?”
Crap. “Hey, at least I left a note.” Which is more than I can say for some people. “Let me guess. You and Mr. E crawled a few pubs. At least you don’t smell like smoke. I thought Mae was working on her new series. How did E manage a night off?” I pick up a marker for the white board and add to the list. Maybe I can distract him. “We’re done with clues–for my presentation. Next is red herrings, but everyone knows about mis-direction. How about we start with ‘Whaddya know’?”
“How about we finish our discussion on why you didn’t tell me you were going to be out last weekend? Did you finish your plot rewrite?”
Er. About that. “Getting there. I’ve been working on it during my lunch breaks.”
“Uh huh. How’s that going for you, love?”
“Slow.” Anyway. “Character knowledge is next on the list.” I scribble behind my last entry. “The protagonist can’t be a know-it-all. It’s a good reason to have supporting characters, because they can fill in the gaps.”
“We weren’t finished talking about your plot.”
Technically, no. But realistically, this is kinda where I’m at. “Fine. My protagonist needs to figure out who killed her mentor and why. Her boyfriend is the cop. So, he knows how to track down clues. She knows the victim and the area. Well, sort of the area since it’s been six years since she’s lived there.” I’m afraid to turn around; I can feel his stare drilling into my shoulders. “See, character knowledge, with clues thrown in.”
I can’t see him behind me, and I can’t hear him, but after a moment I can feel him behind me. The air is charged with Muse energy, like on a hot summer day just before the storm starts with rain, thunder, and lightning. Lots of lightning. Enough to make your hair twitch. “You will finish the plot this weekend, right, love?” He’s so close I can smell the onion rings he must have had at whatever pub he and Mr. E visited. And bitter notes of Guinness stout.
“That’s the plan.” After I finish reading the revised author welcome packet from my editor, and redoing the information packet she sent me yesterday.
“Good. Because I’m sticking around this weekend to make sure you work on it.”
Oh, goody. “Great!” Uff-da.
Don’t forget daylight saving time tonight (well, technically tomorrow morning at 2am) for those in the US (and not in Arizona or Hawaii)–Spring Ahead!
After getting another 9-10 inches of snow earlier this week, we might finally be turning the corner. Next week will be ten or more degrees above freezing. I so can’t wait for spring!
Have a great weekend, and get some writing on!
March 10, 2018 at 7:11 am
Julie, I can’t help laughing at you and your Hunk of a muse. Must be difficult to concentrate….hmm?😊
Good luck with your work, may it sail easy.
Miriam’s
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March 10, 2018 at 5:48 pm
LOL! Thanks, Miriam! Yes, there are days when it’s really hard to concentrate (I think he does it on purpose sometimes 😉 ) Have a great weekend!
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March 10, 2018 at 7:20 am
I really do like the dialogue between you and the Muse, Julie! This is great.
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March 10, 2018 at 5:49 pm
Thanks, Margot! He’s one of those Muses who needs to make sure I don’t forget he’s around 😀 Have a great weekend!
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March 10, 2018 at 4:22 pm
Love how your muse keeps you in line. Great attempt at distraction, though. (And nice way to fill in some exposition along the way. Subtle.)
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March 10, 2018 at 5:52 pm
Heh heh. You caught that, huh? And yes, he keeps me focused (or he’s supposed to–some days he’s more successful than other days). Have a great writing weekend, Betsy!
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March 11, 2018 at 7:48 am
Julie, I feared you’d get in trouble upon your return!! 😀 He wasn’t pleased with just the note then! I’m so glad you had a good time away at the wedding and you seem organised in your thoughts. Your brainstorming here with your muse is giving us titbits of your book … interesting… Yeah, Spring hours for you already! Here it is another two weeks until the clocks go forward but it’s relatively warm – a pleasant 12 degrees centirgrade and daffodils and crocuses are blooming beautifully. Happy Writing to you too, my friend! ✒️💻😀
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March 11, 2018 at 8:07 am
You have crocuses and daffodils already? Lucky you! It’s snowing again this morning, but a light, fluffy snow. We’re not supposed to get a lot. This week will be warm–in the 40s F to almost 50F. Yippee! Closer to spring. I started my seeds last weekend, and they’re starting to come up. There’s nothing quite like baby plants to make one think of spring 😀
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March 11, 2018 at 5:00 pm
Hey, E crawled back reeking of beer too, but he managed to motivate me into 3500K today. That ups me to 13,500K in a week, so I’ll take it despite the wayward pub crawl.
Man–9 to 10 inches of snow? That sucks buckets. We were supposed to get SLAMMED by a nor’easter. Weathermen predicted 6 to 12 inches. Business shut down, schools closed. We had two flurries. It became known as “the non-snow event.”
P.S….that outfit your muse has on? One of my absolute favorite looks (don’t tell Mr. E.)
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March 12, 2018 at 7:06 am
Holy cow! 13.5K in a week! Woo-hoo! So, maybe we can switch muses for a week or two…
Yep, snow. Ugh. Got a dusting this weekend again. On the bright side, only two weeks until spring!! (not that it matters snow-wise–the joys of living in MN 🙂 ) My seedlings are starting to come up, so now the spring fever is getting worse. There’s something about baby plants…
*Snicker* Maybe I’ll suggest to my Muse to suggest to Mr. E that it’s okay to not wear all black all the time 😀
Have a great week, Mae!
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March 12, 2018 at 8:03 am
You too!
Thanks for the grins 🙂
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March 13, 2018 at 4:47 am
And now I want a Guinness with onion rings. Tell your muse he may keep you in line, but he is a bad influence on me. Once I dig out from another two feet of snow from today’s ‘weather event’ that lasts until Thursday, I’m heading for a pub. 🍺
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March 13, 2018 at 6:31 am
LOL! There’s nothing wrong with onion rings and a Guinness at the pub, especially after another Nor’easter! Besides, it’ll be (almost) St. Patty’s Day, so you’ve got two excuses 😀
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March 13, 2018 at 5:18 pm
We are in the midst of the Nor’easter right now – snow is falling 2-3 inches/hour and it is a white out as I look out the sliding doors. I am so ready for a Guinness and onion rings! St. Patrick’s Day here I come!
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March 15, 2018 at 10:05 am
Your muse is a taskmaster! Effective? It wouldn’t work with me. I have too much maverick in me!
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March 15, 2018 at 11:00 am
LOL! I like the thought of a maverick. I might have to try that angle when he gets overbearing 😀
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March 20, 2018 at 8:25 pm
You are so methodical! At least you seem that way. Great energy between you and the Muse. Always makes me smile, even when he’s cracking that whip. Happy Writing!
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March 20, 2018 at 8:35 pm
I wish I could be methodical more often 😀 These days I feel more scatterbrained, like there’s so much going on–weddings, prom, writing conferences, book cover mock-up, yeesh.
At least my Muse is good-looking 😀 Makes it less irritating when he does the whole drill-sergeant thing 😀
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March 20, 2018 at 8:53 pm
I wouldn’t get any writing done with your muse. Lol.
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